Although the state of Georgia is on the brink of becoming the next desert due to the
lack or water, as well as the lack of public funds to do anything about it, that isn't
stopping the state from sinking butt loads of tax dollars for new high performance
Dodge Chargers.

Recently Georgia State Patrol trooper Tommy Bonaparte in Dalton, GA chased a
bank robbery suspect down Interstate 75 at speeds of over 150 mph maintaining the
pursuit until the suspect crashed at mile marker 309.

The trooper said that he couldn't have stayed on the suspects bumper had it not
been for the Dodge Charger, equipped with a 5.7-litre V-8 Hemi engine pumping out
350 gas guzzling horse power.

Tennessee, a state that has plenty of it's own money worries is now tinkering with
the idea of adding these high performance Dodge Chargers to their fleet of cruisers
as well.

The Tennessee Highway Patrol has purchased 10 Chargers for testing. Six of the
Chargers are driven by administrators. It seems that although this car is being tested
for use as a patrol vehicle the "administrators" get to do all the testing. This concept
sounds as extravagant as how the United States Postal Service who has the largest
vehicle fleet in the nation, second only to the military purchases the bare minimum
vehicle to delivery the mail with while management get the "nice" vehicles.

Needless to say however, the postal service has a special fleet of "air conditioned"
vehicles for the select few people in administration positions to drive. Seems rather
silly, yet expected to think that the THP or any other government agency places
position and style over cost and practicability.

One thing for certain is the new Dodge Chargers are indeed a great looking car and I
personally would love to have someone buy me one, pay for unlimited fuel and pay
me to drive it up and down the Interstates. Just by the very nature of the Charger, it is
a "girl-getter" as many muscle cars seem to be.

This is certain to be an added asset to an already plagued bunch of Tennessee
Troopers who are quickly destroying what little reputation they have with the public
due to the
exorbitant amount of convicted felons and sexual predators who work
there.

In any event, I'm certain that the Troopers of Tennessee will enjoy the free ride in a
new super powered Dodge Charger capable of topping speeds at 150 mph as well as
to serve as an added tool in
getting them free blow jobs from porn stars.

A gun, a badge, a uniform and now a new Dodge Charger, wow!

Then again, I'm certain the new Charger will be a huge morale boost to the Troopers
and rumor has it that Graysville Police want a couple of new Chargers themselves so
they too can have a morale boost.

Maybe the town of G-ville can scrape up the cash somewhere to buy their police
officers new Chargers but then again they may just have to settle for some black and
white paint.

Click on the video below to check out the performance of these cool Chargers. I am
impressed with the car myself. But who really needs any police car chasing anyone
at 150 mph down the road? I sure hope I'm nowhere around the chase...

Today Chargers, tomorrow Farrari's...hey it's only YOUR tax dollars, right?

The
Rhea County Newspaper
"Rhea County's REAL Information Source"
Gas guzzling Crown Victorias are not good
enough for Troopers image
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Lack of money, water and resources seem to be no
problem for looking good

Crakston Cryler, editor